When your car crashes down and your son's inside,
you gotta get divorced, you've got cash to hide
If he's hurt his friend, and he broke his ride,
Tell him to be a man
Or become an inmate's bride

I am a real American
fight for a publication ban
I am a real American
fight for what's crass
Fight for your cash!

Well I've got no sense of right and wrong
So I'll make sure my son's not in jail for long
Linda's new boyfriend is just a pawn
God laid some heavy @#$^ on John

I am a real American
fight for a publication ban
I am a real American
fight for what's crass
Fight for your cash!

I am a real American
fight for a publication ban
I am a real American
fight for what's crass
Fight for your cash!

I'll come back to Vince, and swallow my pride
I'll job to Shawn Michaels, if he lets the past slide

I am a real American
fight for a publication ban
I am a real American
fight for what's crass
Fight for your cash!


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Nice...but i thought you were a Hulk Hogan fan. But yeah lol i lol'd a bunch. Someone should sing it and put it to the same tune as the original, then i would really lol.

Sounds like Hulkamania is running wild...lliteratly!

Yeah... America sucks balls. Only good things that ever came out of America are Mr. Hands and Goatse.