Scene Five-Lincolnator

[Lincoln is seen driving in the car with Ghandy. They are cruising at a steady speed jamming out to a song on the radio, when they spot something in the middle of the road. They step out of the car and slowly make their way to a briefcase on the ground. The camera rotates so that as they open the briefcase is opened the viewers see a picture of Admiral Ackbar.]

Lincoln: What is this supposed to be?

[Ghandy quickly makes the connection and starts running back to the car but before he can get back in the drivers seat shots are fired and the tires go flat.]

Ghandy: IT’S A TRAP! RUN!

[Lincoln runs behind the car and pulls out his gun and throws another one at Ghandy, but his throw is off and the gun goes out past the car and out into the open. Ghandy stares blankly at Lincoln and shakes his head in disbelief. From the porch of one of the houses the Two Mafia Minions slowly approach the car with their guns in hand.]

Lincoln: I have a clear shot at the dorky looking one in the glasses, should I go for it?
Ghandy: There is something about these guys; I’m not sure if that would be the best move…
Lincoln: Are you kidding me, these guys are nothing.

[Lincoln dives out on the side of the car. And aims his gun but before he can fire two shots are fired in rapid succession. Lincoln quickly drops the gun and falls to one hand supporting his body and looking up at the two mafia members.]

Lincoln: How?

[With the minions distracted. Ghandy makes his move; he runs out and charges at the closer of the minions. He grabs his head and jerks it slightly to the right making a cracking sound. The second mafia guy quickly takes action and fires at Ghandy. However, Ghandy, almost instantly, puts the first mafia member’s body in front of his own creating a shield. Now realizing his attempt is useless the second mafia member charges at Ghandy. He realizes his mistake almost instantly as Ghandy runs up to him (The camera is focused on the back of Mafia Guy 2 so that you can’t see what’s going on.) and rips out his heart with his bare hand. The second mafia guy falls over face first and Ghandy throws the heart down at his feet in disgust. He then moves over to Lincoln who watched the whole thing from the same position.]

Lincoln: [At a loss for words]…Wow, that was amazing!
Ghandy: That’s what she said.

[Awkward silence due to the obviously unfunny joke]

Ghandy: Lets get out of here before more come…
Lincoln: I don’t think I’m going anywhere these bullet wounds are pretty deep, I’m surprised I can even move.
Ghandy: What bullet wounds?

[Thinking he is being stupid, Lincoln stands up to point at his wounds, however he falls short, there are no bullet wounds to be found upon Lincolns body.]

Ghandy: When I fixed you up, I made you practically invincible, gunshots are completely useless against you…You are no longer merely Able Lincoln, you are a new man…you are the Lincolnator.

@#$^.